This stuff is just brilliant:
You let me know what time and what to wear. I'll be there in jeans and a black turtleneck, two hours late.It's quotes like these that make me forget that Fake Steve has been exposed as some Forbes editor. Daniel Lyons is just brilliant, brilliant.
Something has been bothering me, though, ever since he revealed his true identity, and I haven't realized until recently what it was.
I thought Fake Steve was a thoroughbred, inveterate, dyed-in-the-wool Apple and Mac zealot, someone with a Steve Jobs fetish, and exceptional writing skills. Okay, it was incredibly naive of me to think that he wasn't an accomplished writer, that he was a natural. He is way too good for that.
But after the revelation, I felt that somehow part of the magic was lost. I haven't been able to pinpoint it for a long time, but now I know why.
Even though Lyons says that he's an Apple fan, it's this quote (same source) that's been bothering me:
Mr. Lyons said he invented the Fake Steve character last year, when a small group of chief executives turned bloggers attracted some media attention. He noticed that they rarely spoke candidly. “I thought, wouldn’t it be funny if a C.E.O. kept a blog that really told you what he thought? That was the gist of it.”See? He's not obsessed with Steve Jobs or Apple. He could (and would) have chosen any other CEO.
Mr. Lyons says he recalled trying out the voices of several chief executives before settling on the colorful Apple co-founder.
When he extols the virtues of the iPhone, the Mac, or Apple's strategy with over-the-top exaggeration, his parody isn't self-ironic: it's merely surgically accurate.
My impression is that Fake Steve is less soul and more brains than I've believed.
Fake Steve was unavailable for comment.